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Sorry I’m Late I Didn’t Want To Come Slogan T-shirt

Earlier in the year I purchased some letter transfers to add to a T-shirt. The slogan was:  SORRY I’M LATE I DIDN’T WANT TO COME. I am not sure whether I’d best describe my lateness as poor time-keeping or the fact that I always think I can squeeze more into the time I have than is actually possible.  Or is …

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The Angels Wanna Wear My Red Shoes

By the time I was eighteen months old, the only colour shoes I wanted to wear was red.  There was no other choice.  By the time I was eighteen years old, not much had changed.  I saved a good portion of my Saturday retail assistant earnings to buy a pair of red suede shoes from my favourite trendy shoe shop. …

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Get on the Snake

Before I went on holiday in August, I decided that I needed a pair of snake skin mid calf boots. Preferably in a blend of monochrome tones. Could I find any?  Not distinctly anything that ticked the (very particular) boxes. As soon as I came back from our European camping adventures, I resumed my search for these elusive snake boots, …

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Lidl launches Esmara by Heidi Klum range during London Fashion Week

After poking some fun  that Lidl has joined the bandwagon of retailers recruiting celebrities to design a clothing range a couple of weeks ago, I did find myself dashing  to Lidl at 8am this morning.  To buy snacks for the kids for their after school clubs this afternoon, of course.  Honestly.  The launch of Esmara by Heidi Klum had nothing …

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Polka Dot Day

It’s been a few weeks since my last post because I have been camping my way around Europe for the summer. All good intentions of writing a few blog posts went out of the (tent) window as most areas we were in had no decent mobile signal or any wifi.  A sign perhaps to put the technology to rest and …

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Coat of Many Colours

I fondly (maybe only now) recall a floral jacket I used to wear in the early nineties. It was a pink and blue floral blazer.  With  great big shoulder pads.  I remember it well because I wore it often and I wore it proudly.  There was nothing subtle about it.  It was an in your face bright pink flowered piece …

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Dress You Up

I have recently been asked to look for a dress for a wedding in South Africa in January, on a wine estate near Cape Town.  This means that its likely to be blindingly hot, with temperatures as high as 40 degrees Celsius.  Unfortunately this request has come a couple of weeks into the summer sales, so suddenly this task is …

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Those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer

Last week I was surprised with a small feature in Look magazine’s “What to Wear from Beach to Bar” article.  And it reminded me that the summer holidays are coming.  Excitement is in the air for those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer.  But what do we pack? Probably have enough clothes.  But the shops have gone into sale.  Will there …

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The Vomityville Horror Part 1 – Summer 2014

At the start of summer of 2014, a friend sends me a text message to invite us  to join him on a group holiday at his family’s chateau in the Dordogne. The suggested dates are propitiously within the two weeks we have booked off work, so our answer is an easy one.  Oh yes please, count us in!   The …

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Kimono my House

My blog post about my newfound love for the kimono was due to happen a few weeks ago.  But shortly after returning from a week  in Sussex, my website was afflicted with the white screen of death.  The support team at my web hosting company said they couldn’t fix it.  Cue a McCauley Culkin ” Home Alone” face on a …